Mr LonKok, your dinner is ready
My first US training was in Atlanta, Georgia. There was
this popular restaurant in busy Lenox Square. I tried having
dinner there one evening, but was told to write down my name
on the wait list, name would be called out over the mall loudspeaker
system when my table was ready.
So I wrote LonKok. Waitress expressed surprise: "Your
name is very unique Mr L-O-R-N K-U-K".
I replied "My name is pronounced as Long Cock, and
it is not unique. I came from the Mio Thai border. In my hometown,
we have entire village full of LonKok"
So I went window shopping in Lenox Square to wait for table.
After some time, the loud speaker system came loud and clear
"Mr Long Cock (background giggling), Mr Long Cock,
your dinner is ready!"
My colleagues subsequently went there tried different
versions such as Thickok, OldKok from which we have ThickOldCock.
Of course, female colleagues could not claim to have one,
so they wrote in as Miss ShortArse or DipKan (for Deep Cunt!).
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