The Fun of being Old
This one day, a little neighbor girl came up to me and asked,
is there anything fun to do when you get old? Now being in
my 60's, I took a second to think about it and I told her,
"why yes. Just the other day I went to the market and
5 minutes later I walked out and saw a cop writing a ticket.
I walked up to him and said, hey buddy, how bout givin a senior
discount. The cop didn't respond and continued to
write the ticket. I then called him a nazi. He stopped and
looked at me, and proceeded to write another ticket, this
time for having bald tires. I then told him to go fuck himself.
After the first two tickets were written, he proceeded
to write a third. This went on for a good 20 minutes, but I
figured, what did I care, my car was parked around the corner."
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