Hard Tarmac!
I was in this Bar one day when two pieace's of Black Tarmac
walked in.As they walked you could hear them saying to each
other;"I'm really hard i'am, really really hard!", "No
your not!" said the other one, "i'm harder than you.I'm
Rock hard, the hardest pieace of tarmac ever!".The Bar-man
shake's his head and poors them a drink.Just then the door
opens and in walks a pieace of Red Tarmac, the two pieaces
of Black Tarmac run and hide under the table.The Red Tarmac
get's what he wants and leave's the Bar.The two pieace's
of Black Tarmac come out from under the table saying " God,
i'm really hard i am, really really hard!", with this the
Bar-man say's "How can you two say your really hard, when
you both hid when the red tarmac came in the room!", they
replied;"He's never right in the head - he's a cyclepath!".......
he he he he .
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