love stories

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See!

Bumper stickers that you would like to see:

1. Jesus loves you...but everyone else things that you're
a jackass!

2. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No HARD
feelings."

3. The proctologist called. They found your head!

4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have any film.

5. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

6. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal
friends.

7. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call
these people "Everybody but ME!"

8. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean
you have to be one.

9. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

10. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

11. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

12. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your
date.

13. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue
you.

14. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot
them.

15. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and
fragile to be out by itself.

16. Hang up and drive!!

And the Number One Bumper Sticker you'd like to see!!

17. Welcome to America. Now speak English!!