Sucker!
There were these three hunters lost in the woods. They finally
came upon a cottage. They knocked on the door and this creepy
old lady opened it. The men tell her "I'm sorry
to bother you mamm but we are lost". She says "oh
that's alright come on in. Here sit by the fire I will
get you all some food." The men thank her and sit down.
She says "you all can stay here I will go into the town,
and get someone to come back for you". She tells them
"just make sure you stay out of the back room, that
is my special room and I don't allow anyone in there".
The men said "ok don't worry we won't go in
there". She says "thank you I'll be back
in a while". After she is gone one of the men tells another
"come one let's go in that room". The other
tells him "no we can't disrespect her".
The man says "so what we don't know her".
So he finally convinces the other two and they go take a look.
They open the door turn on the light and see hundreds of dicks
hanging on the walls, and from the ceiling. The gasp and
slam the door scared to death. When the woman returns she
can tell something is wrong because of the way the men are
acting. She asks them "did you all go in my room".
Quickly the reply "NO, NO of course not". She
says "yes you did I can tell by the way you are acting".
So she ties them all up and lines them up. She tells the men
"ok I'm gonna cut off your dicks". So she
goes to the first one and says "what does your daddy
do for a living"? He reply's "my daddy cuts
down trees with a axe". So "WHACK" she
cut off his dick with an axe. She goes to the nect one and asks
"what does your daddy do for a living"? He reply's
"my daddy cuts down trees with a chain saw".
So "BUZZ" she cut off his dick with a chain saw.
She walks up to third one. He is laughing his ass off. She
asks him "what is so damn funny"? He reply's
"my daddy makes suckers for a living so have fun".
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